DUDES! 8D

Best thing EVAR! 8DDD I told my dad a while ago that I wanted to be choked out(put to sleep, knocked out, however you want to say it) so that I would know my limit and know what it feels like to go to sleep. Well, he said he wouldn't do it cuz he couldn't knock his own kid out and mom would murder him. So,I said I'd get Sensei to do it.

Well, we went to the Dojo yesterday and my dad was recording the techniques and practice so that we have a video reference if we ever need it. Well, he, for some odd reason, remembered the whole "I-wanna-be-choked-out" thing and told Sensei. Lol, Sensei was like, "Okay, sure. I'll put you to sleep." So, he sits me down in front of him and puts me in the Rear Naked Choke (here's a pic for those of you who know nothing about martial arts xD [link]). Well, I'm sitting there, the blood to my brain getting cut off, and my eyesight starts to go black. Well, instinctively I raise my hand to tap and tell him to let go. Then I'm like, "Oh, wait, I'm supposed to go to sleep. Durr!" So I put my hand back down. By then I can't see anything and I'm on the verge of unconciousness. Apparently I raised my other hand to tap but I passed out halfway through it and just flopped over. XDDDD Due to the sudden rush of oxygenated blood returning to my deprived brain, I started convulsing a bit while I snored XD and Sensei had to grab my chin to hold my head so that I didn't bite my tongue. Lol I was out for about 3 seconds but it honestly felt like a few hours to me. XD When I started waking up I couldn't see shit but I could hear everything after a moment of sorting through voices and sounds and I could hear people laughing. When I could see again I could see my usual abuser was grinning from ear to ear and still laughing(as were a few others) while my mom looked like she was gonna have a heart attack and kill me at the same time and the rest were a mix of relief, amusement, and worry. XD I had to sit there for a moment so that I could steady myself and holy shit guys, did that feel weird. XD I was super tingly from head to toe and I had an ungodly amount of adrenaline shooting through my veins. IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME. XDDDDDD I've had two people so far ask me how it was awesome and tell me I was crazy(not including my mom but she tells me that almost every day XD) so if you ask me I'll give you the same answer I gave them. XD

Anywho! I've got video of it and once I get it up on youtube I'll put the link in here for those ofyou who want to watch me getting choked out by my Sensei. XD

HAVE AN AWESOME DAY PEEPS! 8DDDDD